YOUR BEARD HAS FOUND A HOME
HAND-CRAFTING THE BEST BEARD PRODUCTS FOR YOUR HAND-CRAFTED BEARD
Our Biggest Selling scent of 2021 and 2022
The Guy, Behind The Guy...behind the guy
From Secret Handshakes in Elite Societies, dark Libraries full of Rare First Editions, the Italian Leather inside your Exotic Car, piles of Filthy Money, Closets lined with Custom Suits in Hidden Mansions all over the World, VIP Access into Anywhere Anything Anytime...your existence can neither be confirmed nor denied.
Our newer delicacies
Plum Smuggler
We crafted a “hidden gem” with the sweetened scent of Plum Brandy, coupled with a rich dark chocolate and even darker exotic wood (Cocobolo). There is even the hint of roasted figs from right off the grill. When it comes to the name “Plum Smuggler”, whatever you do, do not do an image search online. Some images cannot be unseen! Enjoy!
Sweet Hangover
The boozy sweetness and strong smell of moonshine will make you wonder if we copied Uncle Cooter’s moonshine recipe made from apples or we copied Aunt Steve’s apple pie recipe soaked with liquor (don’t ask!). Either way, Sweet Hangover......it’s deeeee-licious! It’s a fantastic fall scent, but moonshine and apple pie are pretty good all year round.
Scumbag Boogie
Named after the greatest of old-style greaser haircuts...the Scumbag Boogie. This is not your typical “walking into the barbershop“ scent. Scumbag Boogie is the smell of the pomade in your hair, the powdered neck duster, and the warmed shaving cream for the neck shave.
Return of the Mack
We took three different interpretations of the infamous Oud scent and combined them with a little inspiration from our friend Scott (of “BeardTimes”). Why “Return of the Mack” you ask? The smell is mid-2000’s club/bar scene. Scott was a kick-ass hardcore drummer and the Bearded Fox owner was a kick-ass DJ back in those days!
One-Eyed Woodsmith
The One-Eyed Woodsmith is a tribute to the greatest high school class ever....Woodshop! Our teacher....we shit you not...had a glass eye! For some reason, he was always stressing tool safety. The scent itself is of freshly cut wood. Wether it by powersaw or your felling axe, enjoy the scent and always wear safety glasses!
Halfway to Cumming
Get your minds out of the gutter! Here in Central Iowa we have a vast network of bike trails...one of which is a popular 8 mile stretch from Des Moines to Cumming. At the midpoint is a magical place where we enjoy our “roadies”. If you do happen to make it the whole way, the bartender in Cumming is the God of Mules and Mojitos!
THE BEARDED FOX STORY...
WHY ARE WE HERE?
BEARDED FOX originated simply from NEED. The need to finally put an end to my constant beardruff, itchiness, and the damage that came from years of neglect. We crafted that remedy and are now making the best beard balm and oils available for everyone. We can turn your beard into a great beard and turn that great beard into an EPIC beard.
WHAT WE’VE CRAFTED
Firstly, we wanted ingredients that did their goddamn jobs. Made with Cera Alba, Simmondsia Chinensis, Argania Spinoza, Prunus Dulcis, Caprylic/Capric Triglycerides, Tocopheryl Acetate Oils, Aloe Barbadensis Extract, Mangifera Indica Seed and Butyrospermum Parkii Fruit Butters. Granted, these are the fancy botanical names for the all-natural sh!t that works.
OUR SCENTS
Our subtle fragrances are of the manly persuasion, frankly, because only the fellas have beards. The beard balms and oils are named after life experiences, either nostalgic or just plain farcical, and smell accordingly. Business execs, truckers, hipsters, even Santa Claus impersonators will find something befitting.
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